Bambi's Alien Abduction (Earth Girl's Guide to Surviving an Alien Abduction Book 1) by Aubrey Cara

Author:Aubrey Cara [Cara, Aubrey]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2017-10-03T22:00:00+00:00

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With my head resting on Oathar’s chest, I doze in and out. When the air turns clean and floral my senses snap to. My eyes blink open only to squeeze them shut again. I squint against the glare of midmorning sun that sneaks in under my Silence of the Lambs umbrella. The not-so-wonderful stench of stegorhinuffalo is still being carried back on the breeze—gag me—but outside of the stank, there’s sweet grass and flowers.

Sitting up, all I see is the same desert I’ve been looking at for days, until I shift my umbrella and crane around. Then I see it.

The village.

Adobe structures are stacked one on top of the other like something pulled out of ancient times. Beautiful pink blooming trees, and darker, nearly purple bushes and shrubs are scattered about. We ride past a pen of brightly colored…

“Are those fat snakes?” There’s a ton of them, all different shades of bright blue and green. Their giant, brilliantly hued slug bodies slowly slithering around a pen.

I’m still pondering what the hell those things are, when we come to a stop. Beavis and Buttmunch jump down, just as a huge Alogorian comes out of one of the adobe structure’s doorways. Or, at least, I think he’s Alogorian. Holy big alien, Batman. He’s so tall he has to squat to exit, and I wonder why they didn’t just make the opening bigger.

My eyes go wide, and my cheeks heat at the sight that walks through the doorway. He has all the regular Alogorian traits of honey-toned scales, but the ridges on his head are lined with spiked horns. And the behemoth is wearing nothing but leather band around his thickly packed biceps, and a belt of bushy green...herbs? If we were on Earth I’d assume the plant he’s wearing to be basil. Here? Who knows. It’s just for show anyway. His crotch is fully exposed.

All his boy-parts are blessedly tucked away, but I’m not sure if that’s better or worse. It’s super freaky to see him all Ken-dolled.

Beavis and Buttmunch bow to him, and I sit up a little straighter. Who is this guy? They start talking and pointing at me, and he strides over to the conveyance.

His facial features are rough cut. If Oathar is the sexy lizard king, this guy would be Conan the Barbarian. Hello, well-muscled savage. The spiked horned ridges do nothing to detract from his good looks. He catches me checking him out, and I realize he’s been checking me out, too. The corners of his mouth pull up until I’m graced with a full, somewhat terrifying toothy grin, and something pathetically girly inside me gives a warm quiver.

For another alien.

When I already may be carrying the king alien’s egg baby…

Shit.

Who am I? I don’t even know anymore.

I put the back of my hand to my forehead, checking my temp. Ugh, I’m just sweaty. I wipe my hand off on my thigh; that’s just as slick. Maybe I’ve been out in the heat too long. I need Brook and Bri, if only for guidance.

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